Alliant Energy wants you to know what a good company it is

Woke in the workplace but lulling us to sleep in the marketplace

A couple of weeks ago, I was very uplifted to see that Alliant Energy was named a Best Place to Work for LGBTQ+ Equality. I was even more heartened to see that it was being announced in Alliant’s own press release.

They’re woke, you see. And they are not only woke, they want you to know they’re woke. They sing woke. Woke tastes good, like Woke Coke, and …